nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom
Are we really so different that we must be horrified of one of them uncovered, and completely okay with the other?
this is now my most favorited post ever
what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred.
wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014
its pretty fucking crazy that i’m supposed to decide what i want to do for the rest of my life in a few months like hello my mom still talks to the doctor for me??
cellphones have two brightness settings: “dim” and “the messiah is back”
HAVE ANY OF YOU GUYS SEEN THIS
OH MY GOD
what kickstarter can I fund to get this and Frozen dubbed like this
^ I second that, I’ll donate all of my life savings.
that one celebrity crush that is both the cutest person you have ever seen but also the sexiest motherfucker on the planet
*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*
*ok let’s shoot for 21*
*Alright 25 here we come*
Lallmas shaven and painted
look at these evil lesbians destroying the sanctity of marriage
i will never not reblog this
one night two parents went out for dinner
a few hours later the baby sitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room
the dad told her to get out of the house and call the police and that they didnt have a clown statue
when the police got there it turned out they did have a clown statue and the dad had alzheimers
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*