queerdontfear:

I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.


kokoopa:

kelly1mc:

lamapalooza:

ellendegeneres:

That’s one way to handle the heat.

Ellen: “….kay”

I’m never gonna get over Ellen’s face

let’s play a game.

it’s called, ‘guess who’s straight and who’s not”.


miscaitlin:

teachers put the ass in assignments


asmartkid:


where do the lies end

asmartkid:

where do the lies end




burgerkid:

making eye contact with a hot stranger and knowing you will never see them again

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kippy-b:

i am th shreif


  • Bigby: u don't want me catching you out of glamour what if a mundy sees you
  • Bigby:
  • Bigby: *runs in multiple streets, jumps on cars, stops traffic, runs in the middle of roads in half wolf form*

fallowmire:

Video Game Challenge: [2/7] male characters - Bigby Wolf
↳ I don’t know… It seems like no matter what I do, it’s just not enough for her. Or anyone. I just- I go out there and I do my job. I put my life on the line, I get shot at! I do what has to be done, for them! But at the end of the day I’m still the bad guy.”



  • me: are there any spirits listening
  • ouija: yes are you alone
  • me: yes
  • ouija: haha nice whats up :P
  • me: trying to contact my dead grandmother
  • ouija: cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol

flextrovert:

gnometeeth:


A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post

"Do what you must, for I have already won."

flextrovert:

gnometeeth:

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post

"Do what you must, for I have already won."


hotwinger:

Tryna get schoolwork done before that deadline like

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